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You’d know something about that wouldn’t you HANNAH MONTANNA
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A great way to break the ice is by smashing it with the heads of your enemies
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it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
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We’re all going to be like
prepare your stashes of food, water and a comfy pillow to rest your head in: YOU SHALL NOT SEPARATE FROM YOUR COMPUTER THIS NOVEMBER!
November is when I apply to universities Fuck
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THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN STAND NEXT TO BEYONCE AND STILL BE THE MOST FABULOUS PERSON IN THE ROOM
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following someone for months and liking their posts to get them to notice you and then they finally follow you
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I’M A GOOSE I’M A GOOSE SUCK MY DICK I’M A GOOSE
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
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